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Joke of the Day

"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"

"I hate three things (1) Posting on /r/Jokes (2) Lists (3) Irony"

"[on the phone with an ex while violently twisting and stabbing a voodoo doll] Are you sure you're ok?"

"Wondering why ""cuck"" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards? They finally found an insult that can never be used against them."

" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"I could live comfortably for the rest of my life on the advertising budget of an insurance company on any given weekend in the fall."

"Vladimir Putin to begin marketing Kremlin brand jeans Each pair comes with a complimentary Donald Trump in the back pocket."

"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."

"Two windmills are in a field... ...And one says to the other, ""Hey, do you like football?"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, I'm a big fan""."

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"