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Joke of the Day
"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."
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"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"
"I think the funnest part of a prostate exam is when I fake an orgasm."
"[leaving a party] GF (holding 2 identical jackets): which one is yours ME: whichever one has a pancake in the pocket"
"who said i can't tell the difference between humans and fruit? are you bananas"
"[OC] What does a blind pessimist say? ""What glass?"""
"sorry for my absence, i've been hiding inside my head"
"What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure"
"What's the difference between a black man and a bike? The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it."
"How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!"