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Joke of the Day

"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."

"I understand why abortion is a touchy subject (NSFW) Because on one hand I'm all for killing babies but I really don't think women should have a choice in the matter"

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral? Mourning Wood"

"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the main stream. A hipster actually told me this one."

"I fart, why..because it's the only gas I can afford."

"What's musical and useful at the grocery store? A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible ""Joke of the Day"" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever."

"What's the difference between a Mac user and a PC user Mac users command, PC users control"

"Why was the sterile Grizzly upset? Because he couldn't Bear children."

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? Beacuse he was to ""far out man""."