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Joke of the Day
"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"
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"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."
"I made an original joke And it's not funny"
"Don't play with a girl's heart she only has one play with her tits, she has two of those."
"This just in. My fingers."
"For everyone who's looking, here's a handy list of all the reasons to vote for Donald Trump: There aren't any."
"If I was on death row I'd request my own heart as my last meal. But they wouldn't be able to extract it til they killed me: Catch 22. I walk"
"What do you call a smart blonde? A labrador"
"I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently. I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping."