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Joke of the Day

"My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support."

"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."

"Two nuns are riding their bikes somewhere... One of the nuns says ""I've never come this way before!"" Other nun says ""Must be the cobblestones."""

"What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor? David Buoy"

"Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner? He thought it was his civic doodie!"

"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."

"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"

"Can you even work your smartphone? In what capacity?"

"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."

"What am I gonna do with a river? Could you cry me a beer?"