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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant."

"Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!"

"I hate when I'm telling my best friend a story and she gets all judgmental and walks off to get a drink from her water bowl."

"Everytime a suburban white kid throws up a gang sign, an angel misses brunch."

"Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships? Because I ran"

"How's the oil industry doing these days? It's in the tank."

"Why wasn't the man considered attractive? The laws of gravity didn't apply to him."

"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"

"Met an old friend... I ran into an old friend the other day. He asked if I was getting any on the side. I told him, ""It's been a long time, but I didn't know they'd moved it over."""

"I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks."