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Joke of the Day
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."
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"What's the difference between your bonus, and your penis ? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"
"What's an otaku's favorite transition metal? Manga-nese!"
"A friend of mine told me that I should try and come up with a joke about Staircase Wit. I can't think of one right now, but I'm sure I'll think of a great one later."
"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."
"A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient. Ex: Please die ;)"
"Sext I just received from my wife- ""Wake up! You're snoring so loud on the couch, you may as well come to bed."""
"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."
"What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime? Naruto."
"The kid who would burn his marshmallow to a blackened crisp and say ""this is how I like it!"" is in prison now"