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Joke of the Day
"Beer makes you stupid.... Budweiser too."
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"[feeding baby Malaysian food] ""Here comes the plane"" *makes plane noises* *spoon just disappears*"
"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."
"Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?"
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike... My dad was holding me from behind"
"me: annie are you ok so annie are you ok are you ok annie (X5) girl [wearing name tag that says annie]: sir will it be paper or plastic"
"Get all the protein you can before you die because there's no whey in Hell"
"Sarah Palin's political integrity. Because she's ~~a woman~~ an idiot."
"The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars"
"What is Chipotle most known for? - A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli"