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Joke of the Day
"Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?"
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"I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt."
"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."
"Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!"
"What does a drug addict and a child have in common? They both want tablets for Christmas."
"This ad says: ""3 out of 5 smokers die"" Apparently the other 2 become immortal."
"I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care."
"You auto complete me."
"Cannibal: Mom mom I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !"
"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"