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Joke of the Day

"me: annie are you ok so annie are you ok are you ok annie (X5) girl [wearing name tag that says annie]: sir will it be paper or plastic"

"My dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"Anyone who says the bee movie is racist is wrong... I think they mention black and yellow about a trillion fucking times."

"What do you call a cold cafe worker? A burrrista."

"I've stood up for black people plenty of times... Not worth getting shot over a seat on the subway."

"What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !"

"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."

"I recently received a certificate for the breast stroke. Although the Judge called it a restraining order."

"If a white girl falls in the forest, and no one is around to omg, does she even?"

"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"