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Joke of the Day
"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."
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"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"
"If I had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, I"
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet.       ...I'll show myself out."
"Whenever a girl refuses to tell a magician her age, he cuts her in half to count the rings."
"here is a self depreciating joke. **Q: What is the difference between me and a brick?** A: Bricks get laid"
"An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter ""How do you feel?"" ""How would you feel"" the astronout replied ""if you were stuck here on top of 20000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"""
"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."