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Joke of the Day
"What did the hipster stoner call his marijuana pipe? Ira Glass"
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"I keep photos of my wife and children in my wallet. They sit in the pockets where my money used to be."
"She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof."
"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"
"""911, what's your emergency?"" Hi i need to report a kidnapping. My son is taking a nap in my room right now."
"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""
"Me: I could tell you, but I'd have to- Him: Kill me? hahaha Me: No, talk to you. And I don't wanna do that."
"BABY DRINK Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender."
"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"
"Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!"