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Joke of the Day
"What did the hipster stoner call his marijuana pipe? Ira Glass"
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"Which part of the cabbage don't you eat? The wheelchair."
"Schizophrenia? More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*"
"Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos & rebranding him Lil Wein."
"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."
"What's a Muslim's favorite TV show? It's always sunni in Philadelphia"
"What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!"
"Babies are really expensive, which is why all the ones in Babies R Us don't have price tags."
"Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes."
"The glittery vampire from Twilight is putting out an album. In other news, real musicians continue to play for coins in the subway."