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Joke of the Day

"BABY DRINK Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender."

"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."

"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""

"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."

"My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock knock joke ..."

"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"

"Two Irish schoolboys... 1: Hey, Pat! What's the craic? 2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really? I thought you were only 15? 2: I am! 1: So what was it? Guiness? 2: No, it was water."

"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."

"What do you call the mercury mine? Hg wells"

"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies."