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Joke of the Day

"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"

"Says the Titanic to the Iceberg... so I was sinking..."

"I have a collection of captured mosquitoes... I'm not happy one bit."

"A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around."

"What do Islamist extremists eat for breakfast? French toast"

"I'm hiring a motivational speaker for my lazy eye."

"I will NEVER make the same mistake twice ... In a row. They're in rotation."

"I heard there was a website to find missing sausage.... But I couldn't find the link"

"When I play fighting games I press random buttons and hope for the best."

"Thieves .. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap,shower gel,towels and deodorant.Dirty Bastards."