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Joke of the Day
"I met a man whose feet were always asleep. I guess you could say he was comatoes."
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"I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down... So i went home to it and said ""You're fat and lazy."""
"Why does Victoria beckham shave her twat? Because he can't be trusted with the razor."
"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."
"Sure hope I haven't wasted my life being loyal to the wrong brand of toothpaste."
"FUN FACT: Bears hibernate in the winter just to get away from Christmas music..."
"A vegan, a crossfitter, and an atheist are sitting in a bar. But you wouldnt know it, thanks to the Texan telling you all about Texas"