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Joke of the Day

"I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down... So i went home to it and said ""You're fat and lazy."""

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"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"
"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"Me and my brother went to a homosexual Chinese restaurant. We both ordered 'the cream of sum yung gui'"
"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"
"My friend just found out that he is Gay and Dyslexic... He is still in daniel."
"What do you call an elderly person from Spain? Senor citizen."
"A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than I do."
"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."
"Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot)"