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Joke of the Day

"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."

"Q: What did the boots say to the cowboy? A: You ride -- I'll go on foot."

"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!"

"What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters? White noise"

"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"

"Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly."

"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."

"So, hows your DNS lookup up? Yet again, I am very sorry."

"If Sanders win the nomination, won't that make him mainstream? There goes the hipster vote."

"Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds."