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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry joke as told by my teacher Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don't study for the test you'll be in alkynes of trouble."

"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"

"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."

"Contrary to obvious physics, you can't attach a ceiling fan to your back and fly away like a helicopter."

"There's nothing wrong with naming your son Marco.... Until you lose him at the park one day."

"The gun range is great practice for being attacked by a paper target."

"I wish Shaq named his daughter Shaqira."

"The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar It was tense."

"Why don't cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high."

"Came up with this as a kid Why'd the dog sit in the shade? He didn't want to be a hot dog!"