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Joke of the Day
"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"
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"Why did they name golf golf? Because fuck was already taken."
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"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it."
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"Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter ""unbelievable"""
"I like my women like i like my coffee Without a dick"
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"What is not a truck crashing into people? Nice."