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Joke of the Day
"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"
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"A man was arrested today for masturbating on a subway. Apparently, it's a crime to be metrosexual."
"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."
"baby moses: [crying] mum: ""why wont he stop"" dad: ""throw him in the river lol"" mum: ""okay"" this is from a book called the bible"
"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"
"How does Bran Stark enter a brothel? With a Hodor"
"Why didn't Bruce Willis star in the movie ""Titanic""? Because he would've saved everybody."
"Why do melons always have big weddings? Because they can't elope."
"Every time the sun goes down, I get attacked by a horse. What a night mare."
"Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical.... ...they kept turning me away saying ""sir, this is a palm reader"""