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Joke of the Day

"Why do Eyeballs Make Great Comedians? Because they are filled with vitreous humor!"

"You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning."

"Unrestrained children in the back seat can cause accidents. Unrestrained accidents in the back seat can cause children."

"window shopping why do the wealthy put their garbage in clear plastic bags? so the rest of us can go window shopping"

"Germans cant cook sausages. They're just the wurst. (ill shot myself out.)"

"A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters"

"I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition but it didn't count."

"Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms."

"What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery? ""at least his death wasn't in vein"""

"Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!"