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Joke of the Day

"We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks."

"I wish there was an app where I could point my phone at someone and find out exactly how much money they make."

"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."

"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwhich at subway... Whoops, wrong sub."

"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."

"Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler."

"Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well? ... because it has NO FANS!!! (get it? no fans? ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)"

"What do you get when you fart on your wallet? Gas money"

"""If you break up with me, I will beach myself."" -dramatic whale"

"What is Bill Cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? Rape."