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Joke of the Day

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs through your jeans."

"My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. Now she's a pearl diver in the Philippines & can afford her own damn dessert."

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"Why do Soviets use lowercase letters? Because they don't understand CAPitalism"

"Why don't black people dream? The last person that said ""i had a dream"" got shot"

"Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days..."

"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"

"What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach? Cheez It!"

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."

"Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"