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Joke of the Day

"Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable."

"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""

"Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Credit: Philip J. Fry"

"racist joke, any better? What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks, they both get Laid by mexicans"

"The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures."

"What did Putin say after listening to the West whine about the invasion of Ukraine Crimea river baby"

"A drop of roof water hit my face and I reacted like it was liquid herpes."

"*puts arm around you* You've been burned before but, you're safe with me. Let your gaurd down, girl. *steals your pizza*"

"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."

"Oh, you left me a voicemail? Next time just tape a note to the door of the apartment I moved out of six years ago."