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Joke of the Day

"My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. Now she's a pearl diver in the Philippines & can afford her own damn dessert."

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

"What is a chemist's favourite restaurant? Rubidium's."

"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"

"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"

"The man is crying on the cemetry. -Why did you leave us so early? He is asked why are you so crying? Do you cry about your close relative? -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife."

"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."

"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"I was asked on a biology test ""what is most commonly found in cells"" Black people was the wrong answer..."