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Joke of the Day
"What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach? Cheez It!"
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"You can't trust atoms... They make up everything."
"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"
"Caitlyn Jenner, Republican So it turns out Caitlyn Jenner is a Republican! A member of the very party that discriminates against people like her! Can you believe the balls on that woman???"
"Sex is not the answer... Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer"
"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"A new rumor has surfaced that the next iPhone will feature an all-glass exterior. Because why should just the front be cracked?"
"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"
"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"