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Joke of the Day

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"Fish must be like super sad because it probably took a whole lot of tears to fill the whole ocean."

"What was the best part about Narcos Season 2? [SPOILERS] Tata, Pablo Escobar"

"No democratic debate on Christmas Day The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day. It was a Barry Sanders-clause"

"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"

"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"

"What is the same betweem long distance track and school Your going nowhere and your doing it slowly"

"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."

"A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here. The kangaroo says, At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."