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Joke of the Day

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"I went to an AA meeting, met a lot of batteries"

"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual orientation? Bicepsual."

"What do you call and eight sided dildo? A cocktopus."

"eer booze and fun!' 'How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."

"Netflix and Chill makes me miss Blockbuster and dry hump"

"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"

"As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her."

"My friend said he had a hole in his sock. I replied, ""Darn it!"""

"Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?"