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Joke of the Day
"If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?"
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"How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it."
"9 out of 10 wives agree their husbands are always wrong and the other one just doesn't wanna talk about it right now."
"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""
"What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common? They both banged JFK"
"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."
"Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall"
"I'll keep my women like Flo Jo... ....dead"
"Did you hear about the comedian terrorist? He was Jihahahadist!"
"Ruffled feathers ahead. What do you call a woman that is never late, can actually drive a car and doesn't need help killing spiders? Bruce Jenner."