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Joke of the Day
"I am sure I chose the right song for Richard's funeral Lonely Island - Dick in a Box"
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"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"
"*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits"
"Q: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"Confucius say... Do not meet girl in park. Park meat in girl."
"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."
"What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot."
"You know what they say about a guy with... big hands and big feet? 2 out of 3"
"At some point, male ""pick-up artists"" are just going to start chasing women around like Benny Hill."