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Joke of the Day
"I'll keep my women like Flo Jo... ....dead"
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"A Jew Gesundheit"
"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."
"Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead. So everyday, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic.."
"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."
"Doing shots with a bunch of coked-up velociraptors."
"Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include ""mouth breathing""."
"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."
"What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus? A lickalottapuss."
"A friend of mine in law enforcement doesn't like The Clash. I guess you could say that sheriff don't like it."