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Joke of the Day
"Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall"
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"They say that every time you have sex it's the same amount of exercise as running 5 miles But I think that's bullshit because I've never run 5 miles in 30 seconds."
"What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!"
"""I JUST WANT TO PUT A BABY IN YOU!"" -me, trying to put a crib together"
"I made a Tech Joke Q: What did one device say to the other? A: Are you syncing what I""m syncing?"
"Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him? He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser"
"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock."
"Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre? There would have been, but the punch line was too long..."
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