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Joke of the Day

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"Recently, 218 Italian MPs signed a bipartisan bill for the legalization of marijuana...[x-post from r/trees] They're basically in joint support, for *joint* support. I'll show myself out."

"What do you have to know to be an auctioneer? Lots"

"Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything."

"Why don't black people dream? The last person that said ""i had a dream"" got shot"

"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."

"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee. I just laughed and said, ""Two sugars, please."""

"Darth Vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father."