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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris once sneezed on a woman at the bank and got her pregnant"
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"Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways."
"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"
"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"
"What does a boy get every month, but a girl doesn't. A paycheck"
"What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing? Better get this right, I only have 2 worms."
"A man sued an airline for misplacing his luggage. He unfortunately lost his case."
"If you're in an indoor shooting range and it starts burning down, what do you yell to warn everyone ?"
"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled..."
"I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like. But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out."