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Joke of the Day

"I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like. But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out."

"What's an otaku's favorite transition metal? Manga-nese!"

"A guy never feels more like a pussy than when he's wearing a helmet while driving a motor scooter."

"If Frieza is King Cold's son... Does that make him a little Cold?"

"What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz....."

"What did the abused wife say about her husband? Beats me."

"I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory. I don't like to brag, but she had multiple organisms."

"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"

"NASA: what makes u qualified for our mission to mars? ME: i desperately want to be shot into deep space, where there are definitely no geese"

"When someone asks if anyone has recommended Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to me Reddit already."