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Joke of the Day

"What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing? Better get this right, I only have 2 worms."

"What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed? ""Holy Sheet!"""

"If I had a dime for every time I dug a hole... I'd be in the hole."

"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"

"Damn girl are you the gulf of mexico? Cuz I would drill that and make a mess"

"What's something 9 out of 10 people enjoy? [NSFW] [xpost /r/askmen] gang rape"

"What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's? The Iforgotto"

"Yellowstone park rangers have discovered a Grizzly that only eats cheese... ... it's a Camembert."

"Ole! What does a fat white chick and a cinder block have in common???Both will eventually get laid by a Mexican!!!"

"You've been robbed by *360 spin* A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*"