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Joke of the Day

"Did I tell you about my old girl friend with only one leg? Unfortunately we broke up. Turns out she leans both ways."

"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"

"Why does Richard have a small dick? Because Dick is short for Richard."

"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find Penny's body."

"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."

"Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale."

"USA to Russia:"" What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? ""Turkey"""

"What comes after Q Jokes? /r/Jokes"

"What does the titanic and the canucks have in common? They both fail big time when they hit the ice.."

"I tried to give a motivation: Backfired So this friend of mine broke up with his long term girl friend.I told him "" to hang in there""and he literally hanged himself. Was that a dick motivation?"