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Joke of the Day

"It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else."

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"[England 1320] ""Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."" *waits 6 months* ""K"""
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"Sometimes in the shower I pretend like I'm a bumblebee and just crash into the curtain a few times and die in the water."
"My my most hated typo is is when I double double words. My second most hated leave out words. Then there subject verbs agreement from edits."
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"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."
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