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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Human Torch arrested? He had firearms."
Next Joke
"Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo."
"I finally figured out what I want to be when I'm older... younger."
"The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!"
"So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please Eminem: You only get one shot"
"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"
"Even Al Qaeda is like ""These ISIS guys are a bit much no?"""
"I eventually understood USB Type C design... And now, I can't really see any downside in it"
"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."
"If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like."