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Joke of the Day

"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."

"How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown? Artificial intelligence!"

"i cant feel my face when im with you / please untie me / nose is itchy"

"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"

"Why did the clown refuse to juggle? He didn't have the balls to do it."

"What do you call a constipated vegan? A grasshole."

"A black guy, mexican, and jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck out."""

"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"

"Call me ignorant, but I have no idea what you're talking about. - ""That's exactly what ignorant means."" I don't get it."

"""Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"" ""No."" ""OK."" ""Hold still."" ""What're you putting on me?"" ""Sunscreen."" ""It smells like ketchup."" ""Shhh"""