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Joke of the Day

"I like dating black girls Because I don't have to meet their dads"

"You prefer white wine over red? For god's sake, try and see the world with some claret-y"

"I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives."

"I have a huge fear of elevators... I've started taking steps to avoid it."

"My gardener is completely incompetent He keeps soiling himself"

"Welcome to Asia's newest billionare. His name is Cha Ching."

"What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked? It Hertz."

"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"

"Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian? The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable."

"*live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes."