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Joke of the Day

"My my most hated typo is is when I double double words. My second most hated leave out words. Then there subject verbs agreement from edits."

"Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches? They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!"

"What do Irish feminists call men? O'Pressors"

"What would we get if we'd cross one nigger and octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like crazy."

"What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party? Let's get sheet-faced!"

"David Cameron: ""In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."" Buckingham Palace?"

"10,000 worth of devices were stolen from an apple store last night. Police are hopeful that the 3 phones will be found."

"What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !"

"I'm shaking what my momma gave me. It's the most darling snowglobe I've ever seen. LOOK AT IT."

"How do you install ""blackout curtains""? They just get hammered."