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Joke of the Day
"How does a Nazi high five? Up heil, down low!"
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"How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone? More than 1,000?"
"I bought a new book today called X-ray vision for beginners.' I'm having a look through it now."
"Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past... One says to the other, ""I bet she was a looker in her day."""
"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."
"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"TIFU by taking someone else's Subway order Oops, wrong sub."
"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"
"The Only Thing Better Then a Yom Kippur Breakfast is a Yom Kippur Lunch."
"What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs."