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Joke of the Day

"Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past... One says to the other, ""I bet she was a looker in her day."""

"What is Vladimir's computer always doing? ComPutin"

"I'm not going to masturbate for the rest of the year Three more hours to go."

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar."

"My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it."

"My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not"

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."

"Where in the world is Comic Sans, Diego?"

"Theres a new STD for birds.. It's called Chirpes. And the worst part? Its untweetable."

"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."