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Joke of the Day

"Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past... One says to the other, ""I bet she was a looker in her day."""

"You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes."

"Why did the chicken cross the street to get to the other side #rekt"

"eer booze and fun!' '""Didja hear the news?"" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. ""Harrigan drank so much his wife left him!"" ""Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"""

"Transvestite joke What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"

"""Holy shit, that guy eats a lot of pizza"" -people that walk by my house on recycling day."

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."

"The oldest joke I know A girl with no arms or legs was sad on the beach. A man walked up and asked what was wrong. She said she'd never been fucked. He threw her in the water and said, ""Now ur fucked"""

"I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have. He said, ""shuriken."""