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Joke of the Day

"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"

"What does my dad do when he's drunk and bored? Beats me"

"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."

"I lost 50 pounds in two days Im never playing poker again"

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."

"A friend asked if I thought there was alien life on other planets and I was like don't give up hope, there's someone out there for you"

"There once was a girl named Roofie... Her blowjobs were really quite toothy. I slipped her a pill, She sucked on my dill, And ended my sexual thrill."

"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"

"The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953."