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Joke of the Day

"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."

"What drink do you have on Halloween? Mali-BOO"

"Federal Express is to merge with United Parcel Services The resulting company will be called Federal United Parcels Or FedUp for short"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Black"

"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"

"Did you hear about the guy whose bank closed his account because he dropped his bowl of cereal? All his Chex bounced."

"If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill... Would it change its value to $15.60?"

"I'm going to start a 70's tribute band with some guys from the office. .. It's gonna be called watercooler and the gang."

"I caught my wife in bed with another man, I was crushed... So I said, ""Get off me you two!"""

"I just bought myself a can of Lynx Africa. I always wondered what AIDS, famine and civil war smelt like."