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Joke of the Day
"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
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"You know what doesn't cry? Birth control"
"I'm terrible at telling jokes... I always punch up the fuck lines"
"What do you call a greedy marsupial? A kangajew"
"Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film ""The Birds?"" It's about Angry Birds."
"They're saying I put a stuffed animal in the toilet. Untrue. I sent it on a mission to retrieve my toy cars."
"I too save a bunch of money on car insurance. By not having any."
"Internet Explorer says I must have cookies turned on. I've licked them seductively what more can I do?"
"What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game? It's a toss up between ruby and perl."
"This one time, I shot a defenseless black guy and got arrested.. For impersonating an officer of the law."