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Joke of the Day

"What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs."

"As a girl, what's both a good and a bad thing to say when a guy can't get it up? ""No hard feelings"""

"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."

"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."

"What is the square root of 69? -*ate* somethin'."

"I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer."

"When she texts ""I Love You""... but Auto-correct changes it to ""who is this"""

"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."

"Proud to announce that I'm still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don't know we're racing."

"This may sound arrogant but I think I could make a better Periodic Table."