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Joke of the Day
"What is Russia's favorite type of pasta? Putinesca"
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"Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do. Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this."
"Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)"
"50,000 battered women in America every year.. and I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"so that's the reason Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."
"Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"What is a Mormon's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings"
"The days of good grammar has went."
"I just saw a picture of a duck posing and doing a dumbwhitegirlface."