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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can't fuck a rock ..."
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"What's the difference between an African kid and an orange? Approximately 3 grams."
"Bruce Willis is never content with how hard he dies."
"They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes she can slice bread with it."
"What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake? ""Dough!"""
"Why is the economy so bad has anyone told these guys there's always money in the banana stand"
"I bought a new boomerang but it sucks, because i cannot throw my old one away."
"Why do jews have a big nose? Because air comes free of charge."
"What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common? Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad."
"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""