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Joke of the Day

"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."

"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."

"I was drinking at a bar so i took the bus home Seemed like a good idea at the time but i've never driven a bus before..."

"Johnny as his mum where are you when Bill Gate was single? Mum Answered: 'the same place you where now while Obama's Daughter is still single'"

"I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!"

"I just invented a new word Plagiarism"

"A rapist, a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar They came, they saw, they conquered"

"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"

"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back."

"Scott Stapp thinks he's Bono. Six Feet From The Edge."