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Joke of the Day
"The cat seems really pissed off. He must have only had 22 hours sleep."
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"My audiologist put his penis in my ear. Now I've got hearing AIDS."
"I have a cramp in my penis... could you rub it for me?"
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"Why do you call these girls broads? Cause I don't wanna be specific"