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Joke of the Day
"[first date] ""I learned to crochet in prison... Now you say something."""
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"Everyone has a special talent, I like to think mine is ruining people's day."
"Why is American Airlines the best airlines company? Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office."
"Why did the strawberry cross the road? There was a traffic jam."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."
"On the way to school... tl;dr"
"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""
"[I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] ""I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"""
"I love you like a fat kid loves anything that will make him forget that his dad physically abuses him."
"When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that."